CLASS IS IN SESSION
First Lesson - Famous quotes in history that sparked unionism in the United States:
"If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat!"Dan Timutis, Great American Steakout
Don't worry everybody the Captive meetings AND ATTEMPTS AT THOUGHT CONTROL will be all done in a couple of weeks. After that they won't bother with you like they did before. Make sure when it is all over you have chosen IBEW Local 363 to represent you. Only with IBEW Local 363 will your concerns be brought to the table.
Don't you feel like Dan is the "school marm" and you are the kid who just wants to go outside and go fishin'? Who in their right mind wants to hear that same monotone, funeral processionesque, the worlds going to end and I am here to warn you, doom and gloom style of rousing speeches that Dan FORCES you ALL to attend.
This teacher DAN has nothing to teach. In this case, the "kids" know better than the person in front of the room. The thing they don't learn from the teacher is the answer to the MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION in their lives:
"Why will it better for me and my family if I work without a written contract?
Instead of answering the IMPORTANT questions, teacher Dan forces them to listen to mind control speeches to change their logical thinking.
HEY!! Danny! Dave! Ken the Negotiator! Warren! Tony!
Leave them kids ALONE!
STAY SOLID, STAY STRONG, LISTEN AND BE POLITE, TELL THEM EVERYTHING THEY WANT TO HEAR AND JUST VOTE IBEW LOCAL 363 ON AUGUST 27 AND 28